⚠️ EXTREMELY EXPLICIT CAT CONTENT ⚠️

What you are about to see cannot be unseen: full-frontal toe beans, raw unprotected biscuit-making, cats stuffing themselves into boxes with zero shame, and pussies screaming at 5AM until somebody finishes... filling the food bowl.

You must be 18+ in cat years (≈2.5 human years) AND financially irresponsible to enter.

By entering you agree that: cats are superior; you will buy $PORNCAT with money you can afford to lose to a cat; and your search history was already worse than this.

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🐱 $PORNCAT +6,969% (source: trust me bro) 🔥 Most searched term this week in Greece 🇬🇷: "thicc maine coon" 💦 LP wetter than a cat in a bathtub — and 100% BURNED 🚀 0% tax because cats have never once paid taxes 😼 CA DROPPING SOON — the cats are still rendering the contract 🍆 8 new videos in category "Box Stuffing" today 🐱 $PORNCAT +6,969% (source: trust me bro) 🔥 Most searched term this week in Greece 🇬🇷: "thicc maine coon" 💦 LP wetter than a cat in a bathtub — and 100% BURNED 🚀 0% tax because cats have never once paid taxes 😼 CA DROPPING SOON — the cats are still rendering the contract 🍆 8 new videos in category "Box Stuffing" today
The PornCat
THE FILTHIEST CAT CONTENT ON THE BLOCKCHAIN

$PORNCAT — premium pussy... cat. Pussycat content.

Porn sites get 100M visits a day. Cat videos get MORE. We combined the branding of one with the content of the other and created the single most unstoppable attention machine in crypto history. No roadmap. No utility. Just pussycats, going stupid hard. This is financial advice from a cat.

Top Pussycat Stars ⭐

Verified performers. Click a star to see their filthiest work.

Hottest Videos Right Meow 🔥

Catonomics 📊

Audited by three cats who walked across the keyboard. They found nothing, because they cannot read.

69B
Total Supply
69,000,000,000 $PORNCAT. Nice. Obviously.
0% / 0%
Buy / Sell Tax
Cats do not pay taxes. Cats have never paid taxes. Cats never will.
100%
LP Burned
Knocked off the table like everything else we own.
0
Team Allocation
The team is 3 cats. They demanded payment in treats and were given treats.

How To Buy 🛒

1

Get a wallet

Download a crypto wallet. Do NOT let your cat see the seed phrase. Cats cannot be trusted. They will trade it for a single Churu.

2

Load it up

Fund it with money you can afford to lose to a cat — which, if you own a cat, is every dollar you have ever earned.

3

Swap for $PORNCAT

Paste the CA below into your DEX and swap. Slippage 0.69%. If it fails, your cat is testing you. Try again harder.

4

Watch cat videos

That's the utility. That's the entire utility. You now hold a coin that funds your cat video addiction. Welcome home, degenerate.

Contract Address 📋

COMING SOON — the cats are still rendering the contract 😼

💬 Comments

⚠️ WAIT! DON'T PULL OUT!

...of your $PORNCAT position. You were about to leave without buying the dip.

The cats saw you move your mouse. They are disappointed. They expected more from you specifically.